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What

2006-01-15T22:04:09Z

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{{Gaben|what|what?}}

[[Image:What.png|300px|thumb|A up-close photograph of What after reaching the inner core.]]

==what==
===hello===
==is==
==this==

"What" pages are joke pages that are created as tests, alternatives to talk discussions, jokes, or anything that's off-topic. For example, [[User:BAILOPAN]] is also [[User:BAILOPAN (What)]].

what

==Childhood==
What was given to the first humans by BAILOPAN. The early humans rubbed it on their bodies for warmth.
As humans evolved and split into two distinct races: the intelligent and the morbidly stupid, what split as well. The first type of what was used by the intelligent to confuse the morbidly stupid even more. The second type was used by the morbidly stupid as a form of communication, somewhat like a grunt.

==Maturity==
BAILOPAN saw that for true intelligent expansion, humans needed other questions such as how and where. He created them and gave them to the morbidly stupid. The morbidly stupid took the new questions and hit each other with them. BAILOPAN laughed and force lightning'd the poor fools. As a joke he showed his true form while utterly destroying them. They proclaimed him the devil and formed 17 distinct religions around him.

What managed to get some alone time with how and where. From this holy union came the word whereforewhatthefuck...and porn. Greentryst saw the porn (over BAILOPAN's shoulder) and declared that the world was good.

Freecode

2006-01-15T10:20:30Z

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[[Category:People]]
Boring pie

User:BAILOPAN (What)

2006-01-14T21:55:42Z

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== BAILOPAN ==
BAILOPAN, official leader of the AMX Mod X developement team, as of his overthrow of the SniperBeamer.
He is ready to move to a more defensible location.

=== Childhood ===
When BAILOPAN was small, his village had to combat a giant nine tailed fox. They decided to simply seal it into a small child, so that they wouldn't have to deal with it for a while, and they could scorn the child. Also, there was this guy that they all really hated, so they made him sacrifice himself, telling him some crap about how it would help them seal the fox into the child. Total bullshit. Anyway, that child...was BAILOPAN. Er...Naruto. Sorry.

BAILOPAN, raised by wolves and ...demons... quickly raised high into the ranks of Microsoft, eventually being thrown down from the tallest Microsoft building, so that Bill Gates could continue to keep his unholy regime all for himself. Hoping that the fall would cripple or even kill the unholy child, Bill Gates also threw pennies at him from hundreds of yard in the air, in an attempt to kill BAILOPAN.

He failed.

After several mission impossible -esq missions, battling the evil Microsoft empire for control of their megahurtz, BAILOPAN decided that the only way to deal with this was to forget it. Using his chakra, he burninated the part of his brain with the memories, thus rendering him into a normal child.

Until, of course, the day he found Admin Mod...

=== Abilities ===
BAILOPAN has several key abilities:
* Ability to outrun speeding trains.
* Can dodge bullets at will.
* Chuck Norris is afraid of him
* He can fly!
** Wait, that is SuperMan
* He can break code like no tomarrow!
* Ability to dodge deadlines in a single bound!
* Can teleport to a location where people cannot bug him about the new AMX Mod X version

Disadvantages:
* Timers illude him
* He is confused by bright lights
* Has an insatiable taste for megahurtz
* Number one annoying idiot ninja
** Sorry, Naruto again.
* Can be lured with Yams
* Has an insatiable lust for turtles

=== Battling a Tame BAILOPAN ===
Due to his demonic powers, as well as his l33t coding skillz, BAILOPAN is a challenging opponent.

==== Battling in the physical realm ====
* BAILOPAN's weaknesses
** Yams
** Turtles
** Breasts

* BAILOPAN's strengths
** Fire
** Wind
** Beating-you-to-death-with-a-stick

==== Battling in the digital realm ====
* BAILOPAN's weaknesses
** Timers
** Abstract Data Types
** Breasts

* BAILOPAN's strengths
** Dodging deadlines
** Abusive commentary
** Beating-you-to-death-with-bugs

=== What to do when you see a Wild BAILOPAN ===
Kiss your ass goodbye, because you sir, are dead.

As Gaben once said: {{Gaben|Bailopan scares me shitless|User:BAILOPAN}}

=== How to get BAILOPAN to release a bugfix on time ===
Sorry, its impossible. I'm still trying to do it - Melanie

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[[User:Twilight Suzuka|Twilight Suzuka]] 12:57, 14 January 2006 (EST)

What

2006-01-14T19:18:45Z

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What pages are pages that show the true nature of the AMXx.

Scripting Commands (AMX Mod X)

2006-01-14T18:17:51Z

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[[Category:AMX Mod X]]

Small

2006-01-14T18:06:54Z

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Small was the former name of the [[Pawn]] scripting language provided by [http://www.compuphase.com/ ITB CompuPhase]. The name was changed with version 3.0 in July, 2005, to make the name more unique.

Module Writing (AMX Mod X)

2006-01-14T18:06:28Z

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You must have complete mastery of the force and be slightly proficient at C++ to write modules. Then they will come to you in a flash of golden light and you will attempt to compile them. Of course, you will fail.

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