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<p>port from uncyc, by bail</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>The Story of '''BAILOPAN''' is a ficticious [[series]] involving an ugly duckling which grows up to be a shark-eating pony. Much like [[turtles]] and [[Bono]], who steal rich people and give them to the poor.<br /> <br /> ==Plot==<br /> The plot begins in the year 2100 AD, where [[war]] was beginning. Throughout the war, Bailopan undergoes significant [[character]] changes, such as turning into a pony from a duck. At one point, he also ages - this is considered to be a unique and controversial plot device foreshadowing death.<br /> <br /> ==Biography==<br /> Bailopan is an out-going, friendly, and extroverted man. He is also a fierce liberal who believes in the right to eat sharks. In the third half of the series (part 2), he becomes the President and single handedly stops the moon from a successful filibuster. Further in politics, he invents a form of economics in which no one has anything at all. He adapted this from theories by [[Karl Marx]]. Both of his parents were senators, which is believable because they weren't minorities.<br /> <br /> Near the end of the series, he dies from a poorly constructed [[parametric]] equation. He is survived by his son, Mark, who inherits his father's vast supply of [[emo]] and whining.</div>

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