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== BAILOPAN == | == BAILOPAN == | ||
BAILOPAN, official leader of the AMX Mod X developement team, as of his overthrow of the SniperBeamer. | BAILOPAN, official leader of the AMX Mod X developement team, as of his overthrow of the SniperBeamer. | ||
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=== Childhood === | === Childhood === | ||
| − | When BAILOPAN was small, his village had to combat a giant nine tailed fox. They decided to simply seal it into a small child, so that they wouldn't have to deal with it for a while, and they could scorn the child. | + | When BAILOPAN was small, his village had to combat a giant nine tailed fox. They decided to simply seal it into a small child, so that they wouldn't have to deal with it for a while, and they could scorn the child. Also, there was this guy that they all really hated, so they made him sacrifice himself, telling him some crap about how it would help them seal the fox into the child. Total bullshit. Anyway, that child...was BAILOPAN. Er...Naruto. Sorry. |
| − | BAILOPAN, raised by wolves and ...demons... quickly raised high into the ranks of Microsoft, eventually being thrown down from the tallest Microsoft building, so that Bill Gates could continue to keep his unholy regime all | + | BAILOPAN, raised by wolves and ...demons... quickly raised high into the ranks of Microsoft, eventually being thrown down from the tallest Microsoft building, so that Bill Gates could continue to keep his unholy regime all for himself. Hoping that the fall would cripple or even kill the unholy child, Bill Gates also threw pennies at him from hundreds of yard in the air, in an attempt to kill BAILOPAN. |
He failed. | He failed. | ||
| − | After several mission impossible -esq missions, battling the evil Microsoft empire for control of their megahurtz, BAILOPAN decided that the only way to deal with this was to forget it. Using his chakra, he burninated the part of his brain with the memories, thus rendering him | + | After several mission impossible -esq missions, battling the evil Microsoft empire for control of their megahurtz, BAILOPAN decided that the only way to deal with this was to forget it. Using his chakra, he burninated the part of his brain with the memories, thus rendering him into a normal child. |
Until, of course, the day he found Admin Mod... | Until, of course, the day he found Admin Mod... | ||
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As Gaben once said: {{Gaben|Bailopan scares me shitless|User:BAILOPAN}} | As Gaben once said: {{Gaben|Bailopan scares me shitless|User:BAILOPAN}} | ||
| + | === Average conversation with BAILOPAN === | ||
| + | <tt> | ||
| + | [20:45] BAILOPAN: Stop there ... I don't support AMX<br> | ||
| + | [20:45] uNDeR aGGeD PiMP: awwww :-(<br> | ||
| + | [20:45] uNDeR aGGeD PiMP: could you help me though plz!!!<br> | ||
| + | [20:45] uNDeR aGGeD PiMP: this server is in memory of the victims of hurricane katrina<br> | ||
| + | [20:45] uNDeR aGGeD PiMP: do it for them! lol<br> | ||
| + | [20:46] BAILOPAN: I don't care if God commissioned the server | ||
| + | </tt> | ||
| + | |||
| + | === How to get BAILOPAN to release a bugfix on time === | ||
| + | Sorry, its impossible. I'm still trying to do it - Melanie | ||
| + | |||
| + | Trying to Get Bailopan to Fix an AMXMODX release is like pulling teath - Jason.O. | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | [[User:Twilight Suzuka|Twilight Suzuka]] 12:57, 14 January 2006 (EST) | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
| − | [[User: | + | I was here... |
| + | : --[[User:Freecode|Freecode]] 17:36, 14 January 2006 (EST) | ||
Latest revision as of 21:45, 14 January 2006
Contents
BAILOPAN
BAILOPAN, official leader of the AMX Mod X developement team, as of his overthrow of the SniperBeamer. He is ready to move to a more defensible location.
Childhood
When BAILOPAN was small, his village had to combat a giant nine tailed fox. They decided to simply seal it into a small child, so that they wouldn't have to deal with it for a while, and they could scorn the child. Also, there was this guy that they all really hated, so they made him sacrifice himself, telling him some crap about how it would help them seal the fox into the child. Total bullshit. Anyway, that child...was BAILOPAN. Er...Naruto. Sorry.
BAILOPAN, raised by wolves and ...demons... quickly raised high into the ranks of Microsoft, eventually being thrown down from the tallest Microsoft building, so that Bill Gates could continue to keep his unholy regime all for himself. Hoping that the fall would cripple or even kill the unholy child, Bill Gates also threw pennies at him from hundreds of yard in the air, in an attempt to kill BAILOPAN.
He failed.
After several mission impossible -esq missions, battling the evil Microsoft empire for control of their megahurtz, BAILOPAN decided that the only way to deal with this was to forget it. Using his chakra, he burninated the part of his brain with the memories, thus rendering him into a normal child.
Until, of course, the day he found Admin Mod...
Abilities
BAILOPAN has several key abilities:
- Ability to outrun speeding trains.
- Can dodge bullets at will.
- Chuck Norris is afraid of him
- He can fly!
- Wait, that is SuperMan
- He can break code like no tomarrow!
- Ability to dodge deadlines in a single bound!
- Can teleport to a location where people cannot bug him about the new AMX Mod X version
Disadvantages:
- Timers illude him
- He is confused by bright lights
- Has an insatiable taste for megahurtz
- Number one annoying idiot ninja
- Sorry, Naruto again.
- Can be lured with Yams
- Has an insatiable lust for turtles
Battling a Tame BAILOPAN
Due to his demonic powers, as well as his l33t coding skillz, BAILOPAN is a challenging opponent.
Battling in the physical realm
- BAILOPAN's weaknesses
- Yams
- Turtles
- Breasts
- BAILOPAN's strengths
- Fire
- Wind
- Beating-you-to-death-with-a-stick
Battling in the digital realm
- BAILOPAN's weaknesses
- Timers
- Abstract Data Types
- Breasts
- BAILOPAN's strengths
- Dodging deadlines
- Abusive commentary
- Beating-you-to-death-with-bugs
What to do when you see a Wild BAILOPAN
Kiss your ass goodbye, because you sir, are dead.
As Gaben once said: “Bailopan scares me shitless”
~ Gabe Newell on User:BAILOPAN
Average conversation with BAILOPAN
[20:45] BAILOPAN: Stop there ... I don't support AMX
[20:45] uNDeR aGGeD PiMP: awwww :-(
[20:45] uNDeR aGGeD PiMP: could you help me though plz!!!
[20:45] uNDeR aGGeD PiMP: this server is in memory of the victims of hurricane katrina
[20:45] uNDeR aGGeD PiMP: do it for them! lol
[20:46] BAILOPAN: I don't care if God commissioned the server
How to get BAILOPAN to release a bugfix on time
Sorry, its impossible. I'm still trying to do it - Melanie
Trying to Get Bailopan to Fix an AMXMODX release is like pulling teath - Jason.O.
Twilight Suzuka 12:57, 14 January 2006 (EST)
I was here...
- --Freecode 17:36, 14 January 2006 (EST)
