User:Greentryst/Uncyc/User:BAILOPAN

The Story of BAILOPAN is a ficticious series involving an ugly duckling which grows up to be a shark-eating pony. Much like turtles and Bono, who steal rich people and give them to the poor.

Plot

The plot begins in the year 2100 AD, where war was beginning. Throughout the war, Bailopan undergoes significant character changes, such as turning into a pony from a duck. At one point, he also ages - this is considered to be a unique and controversial plot device foreshadowing death.

Biography

Bailopan is an out-going, friendly, and extroverted man. He is also a fierce liberal who believes in the right to eat sharks. In the third half of the series (part 2), he becomes the President and single handedly stops the moon from a successful filibuster. Further in politics, he invents a form of economics in which no one has anything at all. He adapted this from theories by Karl Marx. Both of his parents were senators, which is believable because they weren't minorities.

Near the end of the series, he dies from a poorly constructed parametric equation. He is survived by his son, Mark, who inherits his father's vast supply of emo and whining.