BAILOPAN, official leader of the AMX Mod X developement team, as of his overthrow of the SniperBeamer. He is ready to move to a more defensible location
When BAILOPAN was small, his village had to combat a giant nine tailed fox. They decided to simply seal it into a small child, so that they wouldn't have to deal with it for a while, and they could scorn the child. That child...was BAILOPAN. Er...Naruto. Sorry.
BAILOPAN, raised by wolves and ...demons... quickly raised high into the ranks of Microsoft, eventually being thrown down from the tallest Microsoft building, so that Bill Gates could continue to keep his unholy regime all fo rhimself. Hoping that the fall would cripple or even kill the unholy child, Bill Gates also threw pennies at him from hundreds of yard in the air, in an attempt to kill of BAILOPAN.
After several mission impossible -esq missions, BAILOPAN decided that the only way to deal with this was to forget it. Using his chakra, he burninated the part of his brain with the memories, thus rendering him intoa normal child.
Until, of course, the day he found Admin Mod...
BAILOPAN has several key abilities:
- Ability to outrun speeding trains.
- Can dodge bullets at will.
- Chuck Norris is afraid of him
- He can fly!
- Wait, that is SuperMan
- He can break code like no tomarrow!
- Ability to dodge deadlines in a single bound!
- Can teleport to a location where people cannot bug him about the new AMX Mod X version
- Timers illude him
- He is confused by bright lights
- Has an insatiable taste for megahurtz
What to do when you see a Wild BAILOPAN
Kiss your ass goodbye, because you sir, are dead.
As Gaben once said:
“Bailopan scares me shitless”
~ Gabe Newell on <source>
Twilight Suzuka 12:19, 14 January 2006 (EST)