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| − | From the moment he was born, Twisty's parents knew he would be a failure of epic proportions: | + | From the moment he was born, Twisty's parents knew he would be a failure of epic proportions. |
| − | + | This story is, remarkably, about Twisty's birth: | |
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euphoriasai once the doctor hit me and i didnt move | euphoriasai once the doctor hit me and i didnt move | ||
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euphoriasai yeah that moving thing is overrated | euphoriasai yeah that moving thing is overrated | ||
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| + | From that moment on, not much changed. Twisty didn't move more than an inch until his tenth birthday, when he was plyed with alcohol to move towards a large peice of cake. | ||
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| + | At this point, Twisty was over 500 pounds, and used a mac. | ||
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| + | Currently, Twisty is at a much more acceptable weight, and uses a PC, but unfortunately, he still doesn't move much. In a feat of untold will, he has managed to link with IRC telepathically, so that he can sleep and chat with friends. Well, not really "friends", more like people...that work and talk with other people....that they hate. | ||
Revision as of 16:49, 15 January 2006
TwistedEuphoria
Euphoria, known as "Twisty" or "The twisted one" by his firneds (of whom you are NOT a part of), is an insane but quite lazy and lethargic man, who is also a basement dweller. He is the only person to date to have communicated over IRC without moving.
Childhood
From the moment he was born, Twisty's parents knew he would be a failure of epic proportions. This story is, remarkably, about Twisty's birth:
euphoriasai once the doctor hit me and i didnt move euphoriasai then i was like oh hey i should move euphoriasai then i did euphoriasai true story BAILOPAN then you collapsed from exhaustion euphoriasai yeah that moving thing is overrated
From that moment on, not much changed. Twisty didn't move more than an inch until his tenth birthday, when he was plyed with alcohol to move towards a large peice of cake.
At this point, Twisty was over 500 pounds, and used a mac.
Currently, Twisty is at a much more acceptable weight, and uses a PC, but unfortunately, he still doesn't move much. In a feat of untold will, he has managed to link with IRC telepathically, so that he can sleep and chat with friends. Well, not really "friends", more like people...that work and talk with other people....that they hate.
